Responses to Questions I

'What do I look like a feather weight jackass?'

Bungay

"That looks like dick"

Not a good day to be outside.

Over 100 degrees but at least there was a nice view. Still that didn't make the load in any easier.

You have a foul stench coming from your chimney... I shall deodorize it for you!

It's not a gate. there's no gate, you don't have a gate

This show isn't as painful as I thought... it's actually somewhat fun... Probably cause I didn't watch it during tech much at all...

Oh, and I suck at writing resumes

Really?

'A stagehand should be a carpenter first, electrican second, snd audio guy third.'
Guess I'll need to reevaluate my skills.

"You can just pull it out..."

"Is he his little bitch?"

"Are you awake E?" "Yeah I'm eatin pretzels!"

"Is Beadle gay?"

"I don't know, I'll just feel him"

"What in the hell is so hard about that?"

No one in this scene is bald... why do they want to buy your elixir? Maybe there are no mirrors in this town.

Safe Truss...

requires condoms or else you get baby truss.

Office junk update: my hand hurts. Sad donkey. Yay inefficient, rushed cubicle moving. Poo.

Andy Duphrane never said a word. Then one day he said two words to me that I'll never forget

Vagina Boob

That's a damn tall shop. With a damn steep slide. Damn steep.

Tried to make iced coffee. Didn't have enough ice in our one and only tray. It is now lukewarm. but I'm still gonna drink it.

Discussing rigging systems with actors:
Actor: So like, what happens if I run into one of the trees? Like really hard.
Stage Manager: Don't.

Schpoople

My cat was busy licking the olives I was about to eat. Sorry for the disturbance.

Looks like I'm going to get to help reclaim upstage from the cubicle parts tomorrow. That's always fun. The cubicles aren't heavy and they never hit you in the shins or anything. Where are they even going to go?

You look like a goat.

referring to a guy with mutton chops eating popcorn out of a bowl while laying on the ground with fellow crewmembers. the atmosphere of the group was much like a teenage girl slumber party at 3 am when everyone is tired out.

'Someone was tired of all the politics and bullshit and did something about it.'
Referring to a gate chained open.

We mostly started a blog...

Mostly...

If we had a grandMA, we would be done with focus right now because the board would do it for us.

"It's eleven o'clock, not ten, you still alive man?"