Two days before tech...

Director: "Those lights with the fans in them... that move... the flashy rockstar lights... they're too loud. We can't use them. We need to get rid of them. They're just too loud for this space. You'll just have to find something else to use instead."

My Life

"Alright... Channel 105 at 30... at 20... at 25... at 28... at 18... at 20... at 23... at 25... at 28... at 27... at 29... at 30... at 33... at 25... at 29... at 30... at 22... at 15... at 18... at 30... Out. Yeah that looks better without it... Update, track".

What they said; What I heard

'You made my spotlight wiggle.'

'I think I found my nipple.'

Putting the 'Ha' in Harassment IV

While discussing the Village People on headset:
(Quoting from Wikipedia)'For the release of "In the Navy", Willis and Briley appeared as an admiral and a sailor, respectively.'
'So the cop & the military man change?
'Dude, you so just admitted to being gay.'